I was at a remote hot spring inn with my wife and her parents. As both of us work, it was difficult to coordinate our schedules, and I was excited to be traveling for the first time in a while, but I had one problem. ``Be abstinent until your next trip, and try to have a baby while you're on the road.'' 'This is an order from my father-in-law. However, as soon as he arrived at the inn, he got into a big fight with his girlfriend's wife and was unable to have a baby.