When I seriously tried to woo my nosy old lady, she said, ``N-n-ah, no, you can't have an old lady like me...''

``I'm old enough, so I need to brace myself,'' says the nosy consultant who brings me a photo of the matchmaking arrangement.``Actually, I love you!'' and hugs her and kisses her! What happens if you squeeze your breasts and put your hands on your lower body?
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